Newsletter June 2009
I would like to start off by saying sorry Peanut, I meant to do this earlier, but you’ve really kept my hands full! You are 10 weeks old now and sitting on my lap whilst pooping. Thanks for that one kid. Your favorite things are teh bewbies (obviously), staring at your green elephant stuffed animal, … Read more
Heading To Walmart, Yo!
Rabbit-dog go! Baby’s first cult and mommy with Nicole Richie hair (meh, I like it)
Oh You Dreadful Muffin Top
Think you’ve gotten past your postpartum weepies? Try clothes shopping! I set out in my day with two simple goals: shirts that allow easy bewbie access and do not in any way resemble The Dreaded Pregnancy Shirts and to find a pair of jeans that I don’t have to use a safety pin to close … Read more
School
I started school Monday. It’s amazing how difficult it is to leave her for a few hours twice a week. I have to pump, we have to worry about bottles, she cries the whole time I’m gone. And I’m going to be gone even longer once my second class starts. I do think this has … Read more
Mothers Day Pictures
As part of everyone’s Mother’s Day gift, they got a picture of a smiling Peanut. Each recipient got their “own smile” meaning that this particular picture of her smiling will forever be attached to their name. I don’t think a single one of them understood this, but I thought it was neat. Here are the … Read more
Happy Mother’s Day
I get intimate with poop multiple times a day. I place a mechanical object on my boob and get no pleasure from it. My response to stains on my shirt is “she was sucking on it.” My breasts are not my own–they’re not my husband’s either. I want to cry every time I poo. I’m … Read more
ZOMFG PICTURES!
Happy baby! Mommy and Daddy love Each Other Family photo Mommy and Peanut
Doctors Appointments And Other Such Things
On Friday, I thought we had thrush again. I called and talked to a nurse on the phone figuring she’d say “oh yeah, that’s thrush, go ahead and treat her” or “no, not thrush,” but I definitely didn’t think she’d say “I don’t know we should probably see her asap.” So she made her an … Read more
